sleep excuses at office

Top 10 Things to say if caught sleeping at your desk (or while studying)

· 10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
· 9. This is a fifteen-minute Power-Nap they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
· 8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!
· 7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
· 6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
· 5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?
· 4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
· 3. The coffee machine is broken...
· 2. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot...
· 1. In Jesus' name, Amen.